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The Willpower Diet

April 20, 2011April 20, 2011 Mike Oberg

I just started a new diet, based upon willpower. It is very easy — all I have to do is not think of food between meals. So far it is working pretty well, even though […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifediet, food addiction, humor, willpower

Flustered Over Flushing

April 20, 2011June 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I believe a special Nobel Prize should go to the guy who invented the automatic flush toilet.  I am serious about this as I have a great deal of experience with public bathrooms. We travel […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleautomatic flushing, humor, public bathrooms, restrooms, women

Snuggie vs. Forever Lazy: the Battle to Stay Warm

April 20, 2011July 28, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

As I was flipping through the TV channels at 3 AM, I saw it!  Yes, I didn’t believe it was possible but there it was staring me in the face. At first, I thought it […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleblanket, cozy, Forever Lazy, humor, Snuggie

The Demon Barber of Augusta Drive

April 19, 2011April 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

Haircuts a’ la Sweeney Todd not for the faint of heart     I live in a rather large town just north of Dallas.  When I first came to Denton in 1975 to attend college the population […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdeadly haircuts, Denton Record Chronicle, Sweeney Todd

Rant is the New Rage: Stating the Obvious

April 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Whenever I’m out and about mingling with the general public someone always picks me out of a crowd to ask  an inanely obvious questions.  I love to people watch.  I get my best stories ideas from people interacting with their […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebreast implants, online banking, tourist attractions

Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two

April 19, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I will admit that my dogs are spoiled. I have a family room filled with their toys. We have birthday parties for them; they eat sirloin steak from time to time; and their lives, in […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsballs, dogs, humor, neutering, pets, strollers

The Literary Elite at Starbucks

April 19, 2011May 16, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I decided I needed a quick pick-me-up, so I headed to Starbucks. I was sitting with my coffee and crossword puzzle at a table in the corner when I started to eavesdrop on the conversation […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecoffee, comedy, Frank Sinatra, humor, laptops, prison, Starbucks, writers

Bitching Your Way to Good Health

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

My ex-husband said I could bitch a blue streak. He said I could be asleep and still find something to bitch about. I guess he was right. After our divorce I started feeling better. Was […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle

Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Pattie Byrd

Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town.  I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun.  I didn’t even know those […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipscarnivals, children, corn dogs, cotton candy, entertainment, funnel cakes, funny stories, humor, party, rides, teens

The Deli Wars

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Usually, when I do my “big” shopping, I ask my husband to come along so we can split up the list and get out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.  Our first stop was […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanger, cheese, customer service, Delis, humor, senior citizens

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