Sparks Brief

posts from Vince Sparks

SPARKS BRIEF – Essential Gifts for this Season

December 15, 2016
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Now that the holiday season is upon us, we should be talking about Christmas parties and not political parties. In fact, any discussion of politics should be off the table and the elf should be…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Deports Turkey

November 23, 2016
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This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing…

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Scary Merry!

November 21, 2016
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  It’s that time of year again. The Holiday Season – when Halloween morphs into Christmas. There’s barely time to put away the cobwebs, ghosts, and gravestones before the snowmen, holly, and lights are out.…

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SPARKS BRIEF: A Whole New Reality

November 15, 2016
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  Mark Burnett, reality television king and creator of the hit Survivor, announced his newest venture into reality TV – The Apprentice President. The show will premiere on January 20th, 2017, when Donald Trump, the…

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SPARKS BRIEF: No Experience Required

November 5, 2016
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We live in a country of opportunities. Every citizen is told with perseverance and drive; they can achieve their goals. No matter what your background you can dream of attaining the highest position in the…

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The Nightmare Before Diabetes

October 27, 2016
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Decorating for Halloween and the celebration of “All Hallows Eve” has grown exponentially in the past few decades. Halloween has become the second biggest decorated holiday after Christmas. I love seeing people’s houses decked out…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Hillary Hits the Showers Before Debate

October 19, 2016
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According to a source close to the Clinton campaign, Hillary’s been practicing for tonight’s debate in a locker room.  An undisclosed Las Vegas high school has been the scene of intense preparation for the final…

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SPARKS BRIEF : New Seasonal Disorder Discovered

October 14, 2016
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The American Psychiatric Association announced a new seasonal disorder that is affecting millions across the country – Pumpkin Spice Traumatic Disorder (PSTD). Sufferers of PSTD are stricken every fall when Pumpkin Spice is released across…

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The City Needs a Nap

September 30, 2016
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  New York, New York… Sounds so nice they named it twice. Not really, when you’re there you have to repeat it, because it’s noisy, overcrowded, and no one can hear you.  Mid-town Manhattan streets…

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Tales of Trump Surrogates

September 14, 2016
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According to an unnamed source, Trump held a huge party to celebrate his ongoing outreach to the African-American community and to show support for his very vocal surrogates. To keep the “corrupt media” away and…

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