The Place to Take a Humor Break
posts from Vince Sparks
Palm Beach, FL – After receiving pressure from donors for using campaign money to fund his legal bills, TRUMP told affiliated PACs he’s saving dollars by using his stock of Depends® to protect his ear. […]
Simi Valley, CA – In Hollywood, beauty is not skin deep. It lies on the surface where it’s been pulled, tucked, plucked, plumped, and Botoxed. Adoring fans don’t look at a star and say she […]
San Francisco, CA – Each year everyone receives the same platitude— “Happy Birthday!” As with all humans on the planet, we’ve taken a trip through the birth canal. We’re yanked into a harsh world feeling […]
Washington, D.C. – Marjorie Taylor Greene, congresswoman, former Waffle House waitress, and Miss Georgia Peach Pit 1990, has demanded a search and capture of pop singer Rihanna. “She’s an illegal space alien and a threat […]
Washington, D.C. – Congressman George Santos stunned reporters this morning at a press conference held at the Motel 6 Washington, DC – Convention Center when he admitted to lying to the country and his constituents […]
Capitol Hill, MN – On January 6th, fifteen-time loser Marjorie Tyler Kelly was named the winner of the 2023 National Pie Baking Contest held at the Holiday Inn Express in Capitol Hill, Minnesota. This annual […]
Washington, D.C. – Trump 2020 campaign officials announced today the President is heading to Bunker Hill for his next rally. The Commander-in-Chief supposedly took a tour of the White House bunker during recent D.C. protests […]
New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]
Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]
New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift-giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, food, […]