The Place to Take a Humor Break
posts from Vince Sparks
London – According to Royal Commentator Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland, after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]
Singapore – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]
Washington, D.C. – Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top-secret information revealed in a tweet: “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault […]
Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax Films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]
Washington, DC – First Lady Melania Trump has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, that she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection […]
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as I […]
Corpus Christi, TX – Trump visited storm-ravaged Texas yesterday as he participated in a second national disaster—the first being his election in November. The president made the trip to view firsthand the flooding and devastation […]
May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear, filed the complaint after finding the culprit in her […]
Dear Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never […]
Moviegoers who’ve rushed to see this summer’s box office hit, Wonder Woman, prepare yourselves for a more compelling action, mystery, horror, political, bone-chilling blockbuster to watch as the next several months unfold. Coming straight from Washington, DC, […]