TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as I […]
Category: Sparks Brief
posts from Vince Sparks
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Stops Big Leak!
Corpus Christi, TX – Trump visited storm-ravaged Texas yesterday as he participated in a second national disaster—the first being his election in November. The president made the trip to view firsthand the flooding and devastation […]
TATTLE TALES: Lock Her Up!
May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear, filed the complaint after finding the culprit in her […]
TATTLE TALES: A Passage from the Prince’s Diary
Dear Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Terror from DC in 3D
Moviegoers who’ve rushed to see this summer’s box office hit, Wonder Woman, prepare yourselves for a more compelling action, mystery, horror, political, bone-chilling blockbuster to watch as the next several months unfold. Coming straight from Washington, DC, […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Russian Tour Bombshell
Washington, DC – Unidentified sources have leaked a transcript to CNN of Donald Trump having a conversation with the Russians during their visit to the White House on Wednesday, May 10. Apparently, Trump broke protocol […]
Shut the Outdoors
Spring is here, and pollen clouds the air. It reminds me—I’m not an outdoor person. Give me soft slippers, a good book, Netflix, dirty martinis, and a comfy sofa, and I’m as happy as […]
Out of the Frying Pan and into the Microwave
It seems that when people meet my partner and me, they always want to know who’s the cook, and I always ask myself, why does it matter? Most people want to automatically assign roles in […]
Flower to the People
There’s a little event going on in Philly this week, you might have heard about – The 2017 PHS Philadelphia Flower Show. It’s the show’s 188th year, so it’s not new to the area. While […]