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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/29/26

May 29, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Spirit Airlines crowdfunding, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/22/26

May 22, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jeff Bezos’ superyacht, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/15/26

May 15, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cruise ship pirates, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/26

May 8, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the James Webb Telescope, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/1/26

May 1, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about 7-11 closing a third of its stores, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/26

April 24, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB being back in full swing, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/26

April 17, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Miami airport, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/26

April 10, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about March Madness 2026, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/3/26

April 3, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about biggest Great White Shark in recorded history, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/27/26

March 27, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Grok porn, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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