That Creative Element
There’s so much negativity in this cesspool life of despair and desolation. All we ever hear about is the continued existence of Bieber, the non-existent interviews for the next Pope and the trailer of that […]
Soaking these in vodka probably doesn’t have the same desired result.
While shopping at a dollar store (my hometown has three in the same plaza!), I encountered this in the cleaning supplies aisle. I didn’t know that in French “tampon” means “plug” or “stopper” (which still […]
Another Birthday, Another Boat-load of Stupid
My birthday was this week, and things are sagging—my body AND brain. You’d think our brains would improve since they get fuller with time. Not so. Time has sabotaged my ability to clearly communicate […]
Die Hard Tosh!
Another day; another argument with Google. Oh the joys trying to reclaim my hacked email. Fuck you Google. Also, fuck you, to Makers Mark. Trying to lessen my alcoholism. In other news: I really hate […]
The Divinely Appointed of Bunco Groups
Bunco Group Member – the coveted suburban title to which every soccer mom aspires. In a lost scroll found, archaeologists learned that on the eighth day God created Bunco groups consisting of twelve women. After these first divinely […]
A My Name is Apple and My Brother’s Name is Ivy
What’s with the weird baby names celebrities and nobodies are giving their kids lately? Are people pushing the envelope a little too much on creativity? Beyonce calls her infant Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue (I […]
Gaining Leadership
Hey Gang! In honor of President’s Day, I thought we could discuss leadership. Loosely translated, the word means “to lead a ship”. Translated directly, it means “Pirate”. The key to being a good leader is […]
These Kids Today…
I was out in public the other day and a pair of kids were acting out of control and annoying me. So I went and had some choice words with their mother. I said “Listen […]
News From Across The Pond
There are two reasons local TV news is better in Ireland than in America: the stories are funnier and the newscasters get to swear on TV. A good friend recently posted a clip about an […]
Bill Y reaps what he sows
The world of Bill Y is indeed a private world but every now and sometimes, I feel the need to share something from my past which hopefully explains how I became this caring, sensitive soul […]