Gang of 6
The town had its fair share of problems. Last week Bon Jovi played and bored the residents into a 48 hour sleep. The week before, Justin Bieber attempted to play but the residents used the […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
After noticing that something wasn’t right, I decided to go the doctor to get it checked out. It turns out that I have a tapeworm, and now I’m really scared, because I’ve never been good […]
Foolish as it may seem, I don’t believe everything I see in commercials. For instance, when InventHelp says that the guy who invented the Splash Wash, a car wash for kids, by watching children play, […]
In an interview with GQ, Terrell Owens paints himself as a victim. He is lamenting the fact that he has four children from four different women and he has to pay more than $40,000 per month […]
Yes, I wrote this before last weekend, trying to predict an intriguing Super Bowl. Still it might be worth a re-read: HARBAUGH V HARBAUGH: THE SUPERBRO The chances are good of it happening and I’ve […]
Well, the Academy Award Nominations are in, and I, like so many, are devastated that the Academy failed to recognize with an Oscar nomination the GOP for their stellar performance as the party who cares […]
God: Rick, Keep running… Rick Santorum: Really? OK, Awesome! God: I wasn’t finished. Rick Santorum: Sorry, I was just excited. God: Keep running and throw yourself off a cliff. Rick Santorum: Dear God! God: And […]
Jill Y was bothering me 56% more than was I bothering her so I applied to the Government for a grant for earplugs to drone out her whining. I can’t believe that you can only […]
This new survey scares me, because I want today’s kids to get SMARTER, faster. After all, they’re going to be ccooking up my fries and doing my dry cleaning one day. So, I want them […]