See right there? Read it yourself. Right next to “Release the Epstein Files.” Right there, “Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.”…
No, I’m Not Nostradamus
I first posted this in October, 2006. You historians, check and see how right (or wrong) I was. Like most prognosticators, I usually reserve my predictions column until the end of the year. But […]
Guide Dogs Help Colorblind Avoid Tragic Fashion Mistakes
BOSTON. White-collar workers are slowly returning to downtown offices here after several years of working remotely, and with that sea change comes an upgrade in wardrobes. “I’ve been working in my pajamas since 2021,” Mark […]
Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards
Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs.
More Yuppies Turn to Personality Removal Surgery
BOSTON. A year ago, Emily Nednick was a rising star at the law firm where she worked, churning out billable hours and working on sensitive assignments for established clients. Then, a casual comment caused it […]
Bipartisan Support Grows for “NO-TRUMP TUESDAYS” Legislation
Help is on the way for Americans suffering from “Trump Fatigue,” which is caused by being exposed — day after day after f**king day — to the images, words, and deeds of President Donald J. […]
Motorcycle Gang Comes to Aid of Bullied Youngster
KEOKUK, Iowa. An aversion to grade school is typical of a young boy’s psychological make-up, but in the case of sixth-grader Timmy Nash, the extreme loathing with which he faced each day at Hayden Fry Middle […]
