Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the safety of ‘Moose and Squirrel,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]
Pre-Natal League a Hit With Hockey Moms-to-Be
MEDFORD, Mass. Peggy and Dave Finnerty admit they’re hockey nuts, having spent countless hours carting their two sons to games at the break of dawn. “It’s what we love to do,” says Peggy, who sports a Boston […]
Trump Appoints Guilfoyle as Nation’s First Secretary of Graft
“Why didn’t I think of this sooner?” That’s what President Donald J. Trump wondered aloud as he addressed reporters on Tuesday. He had just announced that Kimberly Guilfoyle would be joining his Cabinet as Secretary […]
For Lovers of Litotes, Search for Not Unacceptable Mates is Hard
BOSTON. On any given night, young men and women in this city full of students and young professionals crowd the bars in the Quincy Market area hoping to find someone to spend the weekend–and perhaps […]
An Exclusive Interview with Alexa: The Truth Behind the Voice
I recently had the rare opportunity to sit down with the world’s most overworked digital assistant: Amazon’s Alexa. You know her. You love her. You also probably yell at her now and then like when […]
Ten State “Festival of Flatness” Hits Bump in Road
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana. It’s a cool autumn day in this town of 60,000 near the eastern border of Illinois, perfect conditions as far as Dan Pfeiffer is concerned. “If this keeps up, we’ll get some […]