It started with a kiss

The first time I kissed Jill Y was the first time this world made any sense to me. I love that woman more than I love the music of Tom Waits. There are moments in life […]

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Bill Y’s hierarchy of needs

My favorite food is bacon. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite artist is Francis Bacon and my favorite structure is pyramid. My obsession with pyramids goes back minutes. Ever since I first laid […]

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Grant me your bacon

For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]

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Bacon

Last night Scurvy Jane asked Thirsty Dave if he wanted a beer. He could have said Yes and he could have said No. As it was, he said Yes for that is the way of […]

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If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.

You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]

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Somethings in life take a lifetime to get over

Even now, after having some time to digest the news, I just cannot understand why she had a smile on her face. When a surgeon breaks bad news to a family, the last thing on […]

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