It started with a kiss
The first time I kissed Jill Y was the first time this world made any sense to me. I love that woman more than I love the music of Tom Waits. There are moments in life […]
The first time I kissed Jill Y was the first time this world made any sense to me. I love that woman more than I love the music of Tom Waits. There are moments in life […]
My favorite food is bacon. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite artist is Francis Bacon and my favorite structure is pyramid. My obsession with pyramids goes back minutes. Ever since I first laid […]
For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]
You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]
Even now, after having some time to digest the news, I just cannot understand why she had a smile on her face. When a surgeon breaks bad news to a family, the last thing on […]
Men, be brave. I have disheartening news. According to the NPA or the National Pig Association of Great Britain, there will be a worldwide bacon shortage next year. The US pig farmers concur. Apparently, drought […]
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, as early man was still finding his way, an amazing thing happened. It was at the time an incredible coincidence, but a coincidence which would set man upon a […]
Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.” Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men […]
Let’s face it. As a species, relatively speaking, humans pretty much suck. We’re slow, we’re weak, and we’re fragile. A cheetah can run 60 mph. Sure, some guy in the Olympics might run 20 mph. […]