Unicorn Bites 2/22/14
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex? […]
Tag: bacon
Unicorn Bites 2/4/14
A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard […]
Unicorn Bites 1/3/14
I hit my wife’s ass with a wooden spoon in the hope it would lead to sex, but it actually led to a spoon fight that I lost. Marriage is hard — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
Unicorn Bites 12/26/13
Me: Where’s Ken? 3-year-old daughter: He broke up with Barbie. Then a T. rex ate him. I pity any boy who ever dates my little girl. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2013 […]
Unicorn Bites 10/10/13
Bacon: because flavor is more important than living past 40 — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2013 “I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream!” But what you’ll get is a […]
Bacon Man – Man of Bacon
People of humor, I come to you today with a problem. A dilemma, if you will and one of which I seek your help. When young Bill Y was growing up, he never once listened […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]
The game that beats all other games, hands down.
If you’re like me and let’s hope for your sake that you’re like someone else instead, you play to win. Next to not losing, winning is second to first. For a game to REALLY make […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Deb Martin-Webster
This week on HumorOutcasts Radio, my guest was Deb Martin-Webster. We talked about HO, and A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life, Deb’s love affair with bacon and beef jerky and her book Love, Montana […]