Unicorn Bites #525

Me: What did I tell you about being bad?! 4-year-old: Don’t leave any witnesses. I guess she does listen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Coworker: I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Me: Interesting. […]

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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

Danish Entree EGG CAKE (æggekage) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces bacon 1/2 small onion ¼ cup fresh basil 8 eggs ¼ cup flour 1½ cups milk ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS electric […]

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Making our point as quietly as possible.

Bon Jovi are to music what the Star Wars prequels are to movies. Jill Y and I were recently at a party. We were eating like pigs. In fact we were eating pig when some vegans […]

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Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]

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Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment

Vietnamese Entree SPRING ROLLS (cha gio) INGREDIENTS – SAUCE 1/4 teaspoon Thai chili or red pepper flakes or minced serrano 1/4 cup fish sauce or Hoisin sauce 1 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 cup sugar ½ […]

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Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis

Dutch appetizer PEANUT SAUCE (pinda saus) INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ½ teaspoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon lemongrass 3/4 cup smooth peanut butter 4 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek (omit if you can’t find […]

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The Process of Becoming Happy – Parts 1 – 11.

I had no beard so I was unhappy. What was I to do to? Stuff, I had to do stuff. That’s what I had to do.

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Bean and Bacon Soup and Mussolini

American Soup BEAN AND BACON SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound dry navy beans (4 cups) 4 cups water 1 pound bacon 1 medium carrot 1 celery stalk 1 yellow onion 1 garlic clove 1 pound tomatoes […]

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