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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

July 29, 2014
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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

Danish Entree EGG CAKE (æggekage) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces bacon 1/2 small onion ¼ cup fresh basil 8 eggs ¼ cup flour 1½ cups milk ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS electric…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Press Release

June 26, 2014
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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Press Release

Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Platform The country is in danger. The gravitational field has gone wonky. The price of bacon and chocolate has risen. Americans everywhere, at least three, cry out for the Bacon &…

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Making our point as quietly as possible.

Making our point as quietly as possible.

Bon Jovi are to music what the Star Wars prequels are to movies. Jill Y and I were recently at a party. We were eating like pigs. In fact we were eating pig when some vegans…

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Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created…

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Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment

May 16, 2014
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Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment

Vietnamese Entree SPRING ROLLS (cha gio) INGREDIENTS – SAUCE 1/4 teaspoon Thai chili or red pepper flakes or minced serrano 1/4 cup fish sauce or Hoisin sauce 1 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 cup sugar ½…

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Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis

May 15, 2014
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Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis

Dutch appetizer PEANUT SAUCE (pinda saus) INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ½ teaspoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon lemongrass 3/4 cup smooth peanut butter 4 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek (omit if you can’t find…

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The Process of Becoming Happy – Parts 1 – 11.

The Process of Becoming Happy –  Parts 1 – 11.

I had no beard so I was unhappy. What was I to do to? Stuff, I had to do stuff. That’s what I had to do. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm…

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Bean and Bacon Soup and Mussolini

March 19, 2014
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Bean and Bacon Soup and Mussolini

American Soup BEAN AND BACON SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound dry navy beans (4 cups) 4 cups water 1 pound bacon 1 medium carrot 1 celery stalk 1 yellow onion 1 garlic clove 1 pound tomatoes…

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Unicorn Bites 2/22/14

February 22, 2014
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A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex?…

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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

February 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard…

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