Can The Bacon Press Iron Out Your Love Life?
We were ahead of schedule to pick up our grandpup Theo at daycare, so my husband and I decided to grab some lunch to pass the time. In a shopping center near Theo’s school, we […]
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This Recipe for Double Chocolate Pudding Is Endorsed by the Bacon & Chocolate Party
American Dessert DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PUDDING INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder 3 tablespoons cornstarch ½ cup whole milk (1½ cups more later) 3 ounces (3 squares) unsweetened baking chocolate ¾ cup […]
Say Yes to Seaweed
According to Oregon State researchers, there is a new super food for us to embrace. A member of the seaweed family, Dulse is healthier than the much-maligned Kale, and are you ready for this? It […]
Oeufs En Meurette and Paul Gauguin, Fingerpainter – Uncensored
French Entree OEUFS EN MEURETTE INGREDIENTS 3 ounces thick, really fatty bacon* 12 pearl onions 1 small onion ½ celery stalk 2 shallots 1 garlic clove 5 cups water ¼ teaspoon pepper 12 ounces red […]
When My Family Stopped Ruling the World
200 years ago my great, great, great, great grandfather, Napoleon I, lost the battle of Waterloo. In doing so, he lost control of Europe, his position as emperor of France, and my birthright to rule […]
News From the Bacon & Chocolate Party
“Bacon and Chocolate Party has formally offered the post of Secretary of the Environmental Protection Agency to Morgan Freeman in recognition of his work in helping bees.” We wait for his reaction P.S. This all […]
Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers
What is the most annoying aspect of our lives? It is, of course, spam on our computers. Spam is broken down into three basic types: ViagraTM, ways to lengthen your penis, and offers to inherit […]
The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats
Let me start by saying I love dogs. I’m also one of the few dog lovers who love cats. In a utopian society both species would happily coexist with one another. However, in reality their […]
Cooking Tips, #2
People often ask me, “Paul, what is the secret to culinary happiness?” Here are four more tips. 1) Know what T, t and c mean in recipes. A bread loaf with 1/2 cup (1/2 c) […]
Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt
Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced […]