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Say Yes to Seaweed

July 17, 2015
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According to Oregon State researchers, there is a new super food for us to embrace. A member of the seaweed family, Dulse is healthier than the much-maligned Kale, and are you ready for this? It…

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Oeufs En Meurette and Paul Gauguin, Fingerpainter – Uncensored

July 5, 2015
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Oeufs En Meurette and Paul Gauguin, Fingerpainter – Uncensored

French Entree OEUFS EN MEURETTE INGREDIENTS 3 ounces thick, really fatty bacon* 12 pearl onions 1 small onion ½ celery stalk 2 shallots 1 garlic clove 5 cups water ¼ teaspoon pepper 12 ounces red…

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When My Family Stopped Ruling the World

June 18, 2015
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When My Family Stopped Ruling the World

200 years ago my great, great, great, great grandfather, Napoleon I, lost the battle of Waterloo. In doing so, he lost control of Europe, his position as emperor of France, and my birthright to rule…

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News From the Bacon & Chocolate Party

May 28, 2015
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“Bacon and Chocolate Party has formally offered the post of Secretary of the Environmental Protection Agency to Morgan Freeman in recognition of his work in helping bees.” We wait for his reaction P.S. This all…

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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers

April 14, 2015
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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers

What is the most annoying aspect of our lives? It is, of course, spam on our computers. Spam is broken down into three basic types: ViagraTM, ways to lengthen your penis, and offers to inherit…

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The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats

January 31, 2015
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The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats

Let me start by saying I love dogs.  I’m also one of the few dog lovers who love cats.  In a utopian society both species would happily coexist with one another.  However, in reality their…

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Cooking Tips, #2

January 11, 2015
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Cooking Tips, #2

 People often ask me, “Paul, what is the secret to culinary happiness?” Here are four more tips. 1) Know what T, t and c mean in recipes. A bread loaf with 1/2 cup (1/2 c)…

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Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt

December 21, 2014
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Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt

Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced…

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Unicorn Bites #531

October 24, 2014
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Boss: Why is your 5-year plan just a blank page with “wing it” written in purple crayon? Me: I couldn’t find my red one. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2014 I believe in giving…

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Unicorn Bites #525

October 17, 2014
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Me: What did I tell you about being bad?! 4-year-old: Don’t leave any witnesses. I guess she does listen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Coworker: I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Me: Interesting.…

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