Oeufs En Meurette and Paul Gauguin, Fingerpainter – Uncensored

French Entree OEUFS EN MEURETTE INGREDIENTS 3 ounces thick, really fatty bacon* 12 pearl onions 1 small onion ½ celery stalk 2 shallots 1 garlic clove 5 cups water ¼ teaspoon pepper 12 ounces red […]

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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers

What is the most annoying aspect of our lives? It is, of course, spam on our computers. Spam is broken down into three basic types: ViagraTM, ways to lengthen your penis, and offers to inherit […]

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The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats

Let me start by saying I love dogs.  I’m also one of the few dog lovers who love cats.  In a utopian society both species would happily coexist with one another.  However, in reality their […]

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Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt

Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced […]

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Unicorn Bites #525

Me: What did I tell you about being bad?! 4-year-old: Don’t leave any witnesses. I guess she does listen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Coworker: I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Me: Interesting. […]

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