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Is Donald Trump Afraid to Debate Paul De Lancey? Contact him.

July 10, 2016
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Voters of America, A week ago,via Facebook, I cordially invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. So far, he has given no response, Is he afraid? I would…

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

July 3, 2016
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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen

June 2, 2016
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  The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will…

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Democracy in the Balance! You Need to Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Primary

May 28, 2016
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    Yes dear voter, the future is now. Support our republic. Support democracy with your vote. Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s online primary. It’s open to everyone regardless of residence or citizenship. We…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
By
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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The Scientific Formula for Happiness.

When what you knew all along is finally proven…   Thanks Science.   Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Dental Visit Delays Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Iowa Caucus Results

February 1, 2016
By
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Hi! Bacon & Chocolate Party’s top election official here. I was at the dentist all day  and am in no mood to count the huge amount of votes.  I am however pleased to report high…

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Coins Under Your Sofa Cushions Fundraiser for the Bacon & Chocolate Party

December 27, 2015
By
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  Right now the nerve center of B&C is the office in my home. It gets crowded when Number One Son uses the other computer in the room. Sometimes Number Two Son kicks me off…

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Can The Bacon Press Iron Out Your Love Life?

November 6, 2015
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We were ahead of schedule to pick up our grandpup Theo at daycare, so my husband and I decided to grab some lunch to pass the time. In a shopping center near Theo’s school, we…

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This Recipe for Double Chocolate Pudding Is Endorsed by the Bacon & Chocolate Party

October 20, 2015
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American Dessert DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PUDDING INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder 3 tablespoons cornstarch ½ cup whole milk (1½ cups more later) 3 ounces (3 squares) unsweetened baking chocolate ¾ cup…

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