I Did Not Medal in the Olympics
I did not medal in the Olympics. I forgot to write my trials on the calendar. The officials there disqualified me for not showing. One day I’ll be over 70 And be past my prime. […]
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Iraqi Wheat Pudding and Fruit-Flavored Condoms
Iraqi Dessert MA’MOUNIA (wheat pudding) INGREDIENTS 3 cups water 1¼ cups sugar ½ teaspoon lemon juice ⅓ cup unsalted butter or regular butter ¾ cups semolina or whole wheat flour ½ tablespoon orange blossom water […]