The Place to Take a Humor Break
I have a question. Who are all these people who battle scary diseases, “with courage until the very end”? Isn’t there anyone who battles them while throwing a tantrum like a baby? In those dreadful […]
By ‘Hard Luck’ Lou Zerr Staff Schlub Writer Shadow City is where evil lurks, and you’re invited to join in the lurking. So get out of the clean country, the happy suburbs and the ritzy […]
By Sam Squatch Staff ‘foot Writer There are plenty of things you must do in Bigfoot National Park before you go hunting for Bigfoot, and there are no mummies or magicians allowed. Let’s get this […]
By Lyle Canthrope Staff Werewolf Writer You can be pure at heart and say your prayers by night, but if a werewolf bites you, that’s that. You’re locked into the lifestyle, plain and simple. And […]
By The Mad Scientist Columnist I know evil. And the Mad Science District is the place to be if you want to try to take over the world. There are some definite spots to check […]
By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer For those tired of magical sunsets on idyllic tropical beaches, clean, fresh-air hikes through majestic mountains and the vibrant nightlife of cool, cosmopolitan cities, it’s time to explore Transyl-vein-ia, […]
By Al Ive Staff Made-Up Things Writer After 80 years of marriage, Frankenstein’s Monster and his bride renewed their vows late last night at the Frankenstein Castle before a large crowd of ghouls and monsters. […]
By Itsas Tretch Staff Sc-why-ence & Technol-oh-no-gy Writer Walt Disney — American entrepreneur, cartoonist, animator, film producer and theme park creator — was cryogenically frozen after he died in 1966 so he could be reanimated […]
Here’s a belated Halloween story that will restore your faith in America’s legal system: In Salem, Massachusetts, a witch was granted a restraining order against a warlock! Lori Bruno, 75-year-old Salem witch (above) sued 45-year-old […]
