The Place to Take a Humor Break
Yesterday, Thirsty Dave attempted his most challenging role yet when he dressed up as a beer outside a brewery and attempted to act sober. Unfortunately that job proved too much for him as he had […]
Let this tale serve as a warning to those who are careless with punctuation. If you’re easily upset, please go away and stop reading this now. Thirsty Dave’s brother, John, who will remain nameless, is […]
In times of trouble, when I need a helping hand, I turn and ask myself for advice. Not everybody is fortunate enough to have me in their life but when things get you down, remember […]
I’m not the best oboist. I’m not an oboist at all. The story of how I was allowed to appear intelligent and cultured is not a story that J. J. Abrams will direct as a […]
If I had a magic bean for every time I said something stupid, I would have a 51% controlling interest in a multinational, magic beanery. Some say it’s a coincidence that I became a vegan […]
Dear Donna Cavanagh, I need a favor. Can you go to the big television store and pick up this big television for me? It’s on sale and there’s big savings to be had. Should […]
Most of us have a competitive nature. From having the best mono-brow to starting the most amount of fires, it’s human nature to compete. Pennywise, that massively evil clown from Stephen King’s 1990 horror miniseries […]
This has not been my most creative day. It hurts more than pain to admit that there are people in the world who sometimes fluke their way into coming up with an idea that I […]
Bill Y is more of a questioner of things than an aggressive, reactionary but yesterday’s turn of events got my goat and point-blank refused to give it back. I was doing computer stuff when the […]
