Most say I do not have a mind but they can mind their own business and do it somewhere else with 72 cats for all I care.

Some say it’s about time, some say it’s too soon and most couldn’t care less but I thought it was about time I opened up the inner workings of the Bill Y mind. This procedure […]

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Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.

Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]

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I really should have figured out that it was Pete Parsons all along

Bill Y thought he was going mad and started to write about himself in the third person. He would come home from work, sit down beside the computer but the keyboard was nowhere to be […]

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Thirsty Dave brings help to the masses.

Thirsty Dave is and always will be someone who likes to help his fellow-man. He helps the bartender by taking those heavy pitchers of beer from his hands. He helps the economy by spending his […]

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More worldly-wise words of advice from Sugartastic Daddy John.

Sugartastic Daddy John is enigma, one minute totally submerged in his own world of funk and cool, the next devoting all his time to helping his fellow brothers and sisters. For this reason, I always […]

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The appearance and subsequent disappearance of Spiderpig

Justin Bieber was as excited as a horse who lands a role in Sex and the City. He decided to use his memory and think back to the last time he was this excited and […]

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Time to release and let go.

There comes a time in life when it’s time to stop. Sometimes it may appear that you have a grip on things and can let go whenever you wish but addiction is like that. Very […]

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Danish beer doesn’t do facial expressions of mass confusion but if they did…

Competition is good for the mind, body and ego. The need to be challenged is only narrowly beaten by the need to be loved and valued as a non-moron. The day I know my place […]

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