The brutally frank confession of Rian, 28.
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]
Tag: Jill Y
Missing Bird
Jill Y woke up from a terrifying nightmare. She was shaking with fear and rightly so. She thought her bird was stolen and she loves that bird more than bacon itself. I brought the bird […]
Vices and Devices
Jill Y was politely asked to definitely attend an after work party or she would have to look for another job. Because she likes her job, she thought she would make an appearance. As soon […]
Analog Chat Room
The digital age is truly among us and technology is enhancing our lives for the better. Little Dill Y is spending more and more time on the tubes so it’s important that we know what […]
To the individual obsessed with drawing penises
Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s advanced […]
Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.
Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very […]
Mario is a menace
Jill Y was bothering me 56% more than was I bothering her so I applied to the Government for a grant for earplugs to drone out her whining. I can’t believe that you can only […]
The Elephant in the room
I hold my hands up. I was wrong. It wasn’t a smart thing to do and it wasn’t funny. It wasn’t funny because it was absolutely hilarious but Jill Y and my son who used […]
The joy and pain of words
There are 5 words that every man wants to hear from his partner. If and when you hear these words, you will immediately know you are with your soul mate. Rather than keep you waiting, […]
She fills me with joy
I think I might have figured out why I know so little about so much. When you have an attention span that’s as long as a very short thing, it’s not long before your mind […]