The Good Things Store
Jill Y and I, may not be the greatest parents that the world has never awarded an accolade but we’re definitely not as bad as the parents who allowed their kid to starve to death […]
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God’s Precious Gift
We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was […]
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
Writers. People who write. Writers who are people. People writers. Every single one of the above has an obligation, not to be careless. The written word is as strong as Jill Y’s impulse to buy […]
The best way to die ever
Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to […]
Looking to trade
Sometimes the world just makes sense. Jill Y wanted a female Pomeranian purebred puppy for her birthday. I had a spare 12 gauge shotgun. I realize that the chances of this happening are very slim […]
Portable E-Mail Device
In one way, I’m right up to date on the latest technologies such as Soda Streams, LCD watches and ice cubes but when it comes to things like email, telephones or the art of conversation, […]
Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter
Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued. […]
How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.
Some say it’s magic. Some say it’s some sort of some sort of trick. I say it is what it is. I’ve always known how to tell when Jill Y is drunk and you to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]
Results May Vary
Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who […]