Do Science at home
Despite my early interest in Science, I never became a Scientist. Jill Y on the other prehensile is a Scientist. She has the brains, the looks and the beauty to be a box maker yet […]
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The Mothers of Invention
My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]
My speciality is Roofing
Jill Y knows how much I love her but that doesn’t mean I should take her for granted and not treat her like a princess. Her dog passed away last year and she loved that […]
How is my son coming up with all this money?
Jill Y and I are constantly told that Little Dill Y is no angel but we constantly ignore it because of his insistence that we call him ‘Little Angelic Dill Y’. He has a certain […]
School Two Easy For Kids
We don’t have time for television so we gave the TV to a charity shop. My time is pretty much taken up with Bon Jovi hating, trying to figure out how magnets work and reading […]
Where is my bearable likeness of being?
I’ve been trying to find myself lately. I don’t mean that in any philosophical way because I don’t know what ‘philosophical’ means. I’ve been looking for my doppelganger – another identical me. Surely there must […]
Organ Harvesting Scam
Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a duck. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language, unknown to humans and sometimes, in human […]
Who Should You Date?
Jill Y is a realist and constantly tells me that she’s too good for me and she’s massively right. How she puts up with me and my juvenile ways, I’ll never know. I love that […]
When I die
When I die and am no longer living and people look back over my kingdom, I’ll be remembered for very little. Sure, I’ll be remembered for Bon Jovi hatred and for the length of my […]
The Jesus Toaster
For years, Scurvy Jane never touched toast. For a long time, she wouldn’t even touch bread but just like Val Kilmer as Batman, that’s all in the past. These days, she’s found a new passion […]