Framed
As far as events with an uncertain outcome go, this was a gamble. I’ve always been the type of mocker to act first and attempt to defend my ridiculous actions later and this was no […]
Tag: Jill Y
A dish best served clean
Sometimes I don’t pull my considerable weight and it’s not fair. I’ve no problem making my own sandwich or insulting the neighbors but when it comes to cleaning the dishes, I usually get an unexpected […]
The key to it all.
Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m a multi-talented, multi-faceted, multi-dimensional genius full of humility and grace. This is how I introduce myself to people who I don’t want to spend time with. Sometimes the […]
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]
The worldly-wise words of advice of Sugartastic Daddy John
Sugartastic Daddy John is a wise, afro-haired individual who knows the answer to everything. Well, he doesn’t know why a duck’s quack doesn’t echo or how magnets work or why I was born without kneecaps […]
On the matter of size not mattering
We all want what we haven’t got and when we get what we haven’t got, we want something better. This might not be the basic premise of how marriage works but then again, maybe it […]
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst.
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and […]
If you can’t come, let me know.
Never let it be said that Bill Y is a quitter. Jill Y and I have set up “The Foundation For Those Who Can’t Quite Make It”. I had the idea when I had a […]
Overanalyzing
Jill Y loves reading her magazines. Not a day goes by without the sun rising and the sun going down. Every day and every night she makes me do relationship quizzes that are designed to […]