If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
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Truth be told
I was talking to Jill Y about something which had no right to be spoken about when I told her that in a blind taste test, hungry people chose a hot breakfast over cold cereal […]
Warning Alert!
Reading is great so once a week, Jill Y, Thirsty Dave, Sugartastic Daddy John, Scurvy Jane and I head to the library to look at the comic books. Thirsty Dave doesn’t like going because they […]
This Modern World
The world has become so health conscious with all the low-fat sarcasm, organic insults and Pilates classes for Pilots with piles. Gone are the days when you could turn your nose up at someone with […]
This is not real.
Each conversation I have with Jill Y is a joy. When she mouths words, she builds stories of wonder and awe and I listen intently and learn. Listening to her is like hearing your favorite […]
The Nature That Surrounds
Our actions define who we are and that’s all very well but until Jill Y and I can come up with a way of becoming invisible, we’ll have to remain visible. Although not the type […]
Ice Ice Baby
The first time I went to meet Jill Y’s parents was a terrifying experience. I don’t usually care what people think of me and but I needed them to like be because I was pretty […]
This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.
I took Jill Y on a romantic getaway to the shops to get some shoes. It was a special day that she’ll never forget. I woke her up early and told her that I didn’t […]
More worldly-wise words of advice from Sugartastic Daddy John.
Sugartastic Daddy John is enigma, one minute totally submerged in his own world of funk and cool, the next devoting all his time to helping his fellow brothers and sisters. For this reason, I always […]