Walker Endorses Chastity Belts

“Big pharma is going to squeal like a stuck pig, but I can wrestle those bloated lobbyists into submission just like I did with the unions,” Governor Scott Walker told This Reporter as we toured […]
“Big pharma is going to squeal like a stuck pig, but I can wrestle those bloated lobbyists into submission just like I did with the unions,” Governor Scott Walker told This Reporter as we toured […]
The minimum wage debate is starting to heat up. And you know what that means. It’s time for the pimps to get busy. Here’s how it works. The Retail Industry Association and the National Restaurant […]
Salesman: “Can I help you with something?” Me: “Yes, my crippling social awkwardness” Him: Me:“And batteries” Him:“Right over here, sir” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2013 I never argue w/ fast food […]