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World Maladies Up During Olympics

August 7, 2012 Eric Hetvile

A 32-year long study has come to the conclusion that incidences of assault, rape, murder, genocide, drought, pestilence, and natural disasters in general has consistently reached higher levels during the Olympic games. The only reasonable […]

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2 CommentsFictiongenocide, God, murder, neglect, olympics

Bad, Bad, Badminton Players

August 1, 2012August 1, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Eight Badminton players have been disqualified at the Olympics by the World Badminton Association for throwing matches in order to secure better placement in the competition later on in the tournament.  I am not sure […]

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11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybadminton, cheating, humor, olympics, World Badminton Association

Americans Kill at Skeet

August 1, 2012August 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The US killed at the Olympic skeet shooting competition. Proving once again, that only GREAT things happen when you give Americans guns.    

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayamerica, guns, humor, olympics, Skeet shooting, violence

Mitt Romney: Britain’s Royal Cousin?

July 28, 2012July 28, 2012 Kara

Somewhere in hell, Oliver Cromwell is thinking “Hey, I like this guy.”   I’ve been snickering at my desk all day thinking about Mitt Romney, his creepy family, his advisors and the dressage team, barnstorming […]

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1 CommentLifestyle, PoliticsAnglo-Saxon, Barack Obama, elections, Great Britain, mitt romney, olympics

Official Language of Olympics

July 28, 2012July 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.      

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The Olympics

July 24, 2012July 24, 2012 Kara

The Olympics. Where somehow folks from all sorts of low-homicide countries from all over Europe kick the shit out of the NRA’s Dream Team.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhomicide, humor, NRA, olympics, satire

The True Olympics

July 16, 2012July 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

I can’t watch the Olympics. All that jumping, climbing and running. Exhausting. When does the Lying Down Olympics start?

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The Saudi Arabian Olympic Team

July 11, 2012July 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

None of Saudi Arabia’s female Olympic hopefuls qualified for London 2012. Wow. I had no idea there even WAS a ‘stone-dodging’ event??

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