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When Fetishes Fail

July 12, 2011July 12, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked.  The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]

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9 CommentsLifestyle, Relationships, Words to Think Uponanimals, dogs, humor, laws, pets, toys

The Language of Motherhood

July 10, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Every year, sparrows and finches build nests underneath the rafters of my back porch. I think birds look at my back porch much the same way that I look at beachfront property: the ultimate real […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebackyards, bird nests, dogs, humor, Mothers, parents, pets

DNA Analysis and Dog Poop: When Science Gets Ridiculous

June 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Thanks to TV crime dramas, even the most unscientific among us is aware of the effects of DNA testing. We use it to solve heinous crimes and to identify a child’s true parents, but now […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleDNA, dogs, franchises, humor, lawyers, pets, poop

My Life Before Dogs

June 23, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had to take my dog, Frankie, to the vet for a wellness check.  Usually, I try to do this at night so that someone can be at home with my other dog, LuLu, who […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdogs, humor, life, pets, vets

The Perfect Life of the Pampered Pet

June 14, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

 My daughter played travel softball. When nationals came around, we would always board our German Shepherd, Miss Muffie, at The Spa.  The place wasn’t really called The Spa, but the other parents from the team […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyledogs, humor, massage, pampering, pets, pigs, spoiled

Atheists Rescue Christian Pets

May 19, 2011May 20, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

What is a devoted Christian to do?  Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty.  As everyone knows, pets can’t […]

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27 CommentsLifestyleatheists, christians, humor, pets, pizza, plague, rapture

The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

May 18, 2011August 31, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I live in a split-level development on a half-acre of land in suburban Philadelphia.  While I may not have to worry about bears or lions showing up to devour my family, I do at times […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyledogs, hose, humor, neighbors, pets, wild animals, woodchucks

Can the Navy Seals Train my Dog?

May 6, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In reading the news, I came upon the hundredth or so article about the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.  One of the most interesting reports in the trove of information focused on the dog […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politics, Relationshipsdogs, funny, hot dogs, humor, Navy Seals, Osama Bin Laden, pets, training

Learning to Read my Pets’ Minds

April 29, 2011May 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

On a daily basis, my email box is filled with offers from schools that want to help me change my life.  I can go back to school and earn all kinds of credentials. I can […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsclasses, dogs, humor, pets, psychics

Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two

April 19, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I will admit that my dogs are spoiled. I have a family room filled with their toys. We have birthday parties for them; they eat sirloin steak from time to time; and their lives, in […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsballs, dogs, humor, neutering, pets, strollers

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