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Adopting a Dog: It Take a Village. Also a Pooper Scooper

April 30, 2019April 30, 2019 Dave Jaffe

On National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, remember: Dogs are people too. Well… except that they’re dogs. We rescued a terrier, although why anyone would is beyond me. Terriers are what dingos strive to be […]

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Everyday Lifeadopt, Budleigh, dog humor, dogs, pets, shelter, Sleeping between Giants

Ask a Terrier: Your Dog or Your Boyfriend. Is That Really a Question?

January 10, 2019 Dave Jaffe

Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, I came across your column while looking for advice about keeping New Year’s resolutions. So, are you a dog or what? If you […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Relationshipsadvice, boyfriend, dating, dogs, girlfriend, love, pets, relationship, single, Sleeping between Giants

My Cat Buddy Announces His Bid for the Presidency in 2020

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Tim Jones

Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am Buddy. Just Buddy. No  last name, as far as I know. (What can I say, my human, Tim Jones, really sucks at naming cats.) Ever since Donald Trump was […]

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Good Clean Fun, Politics#politics, cats, pets, presidential election, Trump

Why Everyone Hates Your Dog, By Which I Mean My Dog

September 5, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Canines have lived in symbiotic harmony with humans for more than 30,000 years. Except in my neighborhood. GIANT 2: “Don’t let Budleigh pee there, Dave.” GIANT 1: “But it’s a hydrant. That’s a part of […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifebarking, Budleigh, dog training, dog walkers, dogs, leash, neighbors, obedience, pets, Sleeping between Giants

Marketing Your Dog

August 8, 2018 Dave Jaffe

In full-throated summer, colorful, chaotic farmers markets offer a hot weather oasis where you can shop for locally produced, organically grown corn while your dog is torn apart by vicious, unsupervised hellhounds. While such incidents […]

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Everyday Life, LifestyleBrisby, Budleigh, dog behavior, dog walks, dogs, farmers, grocery, market, outdoors, pets, Sleeping between Giants, Summer

Watch Your Step, Giants!

July 13, 2018 Dave Jaffe
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The Adventures of Theo and Molly

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018 Donna Cavanagh

I asked for fresh turkey and this is what I got! For more fun follow Theo and Molly on Instagram at @Theo_thegsd  

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2 Commentscartoons, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanimals, dogs, funny, German Shepherd, humoroutcasts, instagram, Molly, pets, Rescues, Theo

Happy St. Patty’s Day from HumorOutcasts

March 17, 2018March 17, 2018 Donna Cavanagh

HO employees Theo and Miss Molly are wishing you a happy St. Patty’s Day. Feel free to follow Theo on Instagram at @Theo_thegsd. He loves visitors!  

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Dogs of a Feather

February 19, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Conflicting service animal guidelines and fluctuating baggage fees leave many dogs confused about their status.

On a commercial flight, the benefit of sitting next to a peacock outweighs the drawbacks. During a midair emergency I plan to grab anything with wings that might provides extra lift. PILOT: “Passengers, assume brace […]

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Dogs in Recovery

January 12, 2018January 12, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Canines recovering from surgery offer humans valuable lessons about proper ways to heal. For example, we shouldn’t lick sutures. Not ours or theirs. In the first 48 hours following his surgery to remove a fatty […]

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Everyday LifeBudleigh, cone, dog behavior, dogs, dogs life, pets, Sleeping between Giants, surgery, VET, Veterinarian

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