You can break in but be prepared to be freaked out.

Sugartastic Daddy John broke into our apartment this morning. He’s recently started selling alarms and wanted to highlight how simple it would be, to break in, without an adequate alarm system in place. He helped […]

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It’s not even selected so how am I supposed to deselect it? It’s like taking the batteries out of your remote controls and replacing them with Smarties and guess what? That doesn’t work either.

Have you ever been so annoyed that you removed all the batteries from your remote controls and replaced them with things that weren’t batteries? I’m talking about annoyance on a level, not seen since you […]

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The Blu-ray version of Star Wars adds a little too much detail.

I’m one of those mockers who prefers the sound of Tom Waits on vinyl to that of CD or download. There’s just a fuller, warmer sound from vinyl and the smell and feel of a […]

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The true story of the something

I don’t really take notice of what’s going on around me, preferring to ignore the serious and mosey on down the highway of the ridiculous. On my journey, I’ve met some interesting characters but none […]

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Bill Y is a philanthropist and of that, there is no doubt

Why is it always up to me to come up with groundbreaking ideas? I can’t talk too loud, in case the internet providers hear me. I’m about to show you how to get YouTube on […]

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The Great Thirsty Purchase of 1998

You can tell a lot about someone by what they have in their shopping trolley. The first time that Thirsty Dave was alone with Scurvy Jane, was 15 tears ago when the scurvy one invited […]

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You’ll never be hip and cool until you feed the ducks, you fool.

About 86 days ago at around 8:37am, Scurvy Jane said something. It wasn’t the first time that she said something but it was the first time that she said something of interest to anyone, other […]

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“Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr Aaaarhg…”

The suns were shining brightly and Bill Y was as happy as violence in a Tarantino movie. It was kind of like a dream that wasn’t partially real, though it did have an air of […]

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Decisions were made

Thirsty Dave doesn’t always do things right but when he does, it’s by pure accident. This tale, like all involving the thirsty one, involves alcohol, will power and decisions. Scurvy Jane for some unknown reason, […]

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Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.

Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]

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