You, Too, Can Be a Terrible Writer

Do you ever say to yourself, “I can’t write my way out of a paper bag?” Good! That’s a cliché. If you know and use a lot of those, you are well on your way […]

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Written After Reading Too Much Stephen King

Donnie was sitting in the kitchen eating Tofutti and talking softly with Teenie, a little boy who lived in Donnie’s liver. Donnie never knew how Teenie got into his liver. It must have been all […]

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Things No Budding Writer Should Ever Have to Hear from Anybody

All artists are vulnerable to “helpful” clichés and criticism from anyone with a mouth and an opinion.  Singers get it (“You should try out for American Idol.”).  So do musicians (“How do you get to […]

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