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Day: May 4, 2012

Sometimes the Cure is Worse than the Disease

May 4, 2012 Peter Webster

“Good Morning Sir and how may I help you today?” “I would like the super deluxe egg cheese burger with extra bacon, hold the lettuce and tomato, king size fries, large double malted shake, a […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleburgers, cheeseburger, cholesterol medicine, fast food, food hazards, medical humor, medication, overeating, super sized

Friday Humor Devotional

May 4, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, forgive me for my comment to the DMV worker when I asked how long it took to grow the exceptionally well maintained handle-bar mustache . . . she was not amused, Amen.

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean Fundepartment of motor vehicles, DMV, dmv humor, friday humor devotional, growing a mustache, handle bar mustache, mustache

The Miracle Known as Vodka

May 4, 2012May 4, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  Vodka has always made me tipsy especially if it is mixed with a lot of tonic.  However, if it is mixed with Triple Sec and cranberry juice and transforms itself into  a “Cosmopolitan”, it makes […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funaddiction, air freshener, alcohol, humor, Jack Daniels, romance, shower cleaners, spritz, vodka

Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter

May 4, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued. […]

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