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Mr. Wartley’s Interview

April 2, 2017
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RECORDED ANNOUNCER: This is KRAP TV in Armhair Grove, Idaho. Stay tuned for The Meg Measle Show, coming up now. (Four bars of crappy, upbeat music) MEG MEASLE: Hello. My guest today is Mr. Rob…

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Decluttering Made (Easy?) Difficult

March 28, 2017
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I am NOT a pack rat. Really, I’m not. I have no idea why the two closets in my apartment are bulging so much it takes a Japanese subway pusher to get the doors closed.…

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When Life Hands You Bananas, Make Popsicles

March 20, 2017
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Consider the following: A. I like bananas. B. I don’t like them well enough to eat 3 or 4 of them each day. C. I am a single person, living alone. D. The online shopping…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

March 5, 2017
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The early bird catches the worm. Therefore, it is not advantageous to be an early worm. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless you hate having both hands full. In that case, if…

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Living Life in Reverse

February 17, 2017
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I never do anything the normal way if I can avoid it. This includes living my life in the right order. I was born on the leading edge of the Boomer generation. I came of…

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UPDATED STORIES: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

February 15, 2017
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Somewhere in Europe there was a country called Trumpetia. Every year, the King of Trumpetia held a noisy argument on the floor of the Parliament with members of each of the two opposing parties: the…

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Valentine’s Day! Bah! Humbug!

February 13, 2017
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Valentine’s Day!  Bah!  Humbug!

I am a Valentine’s Day Scrooge. It all started back in elementary school. Every February 14, kids in the class would give other kids little valentine cards and we’d all get some of those little…

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UPDATED TALES: Cinderella

February 9, 2017
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Once upon a time, there was a prince whose name was Julio: Julio Prince. His parents were Marvin and Gertrude King, who were constitutional monarchs. They had no power, but they looked good and had…

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How to Make an Idiot of Yourself 101

January 14, 2017
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I have a decent IQ. No, I don’t know what it is. Our elementary school wouldn’t tell us. They didn’t even tell us they had given us an IQ test, although it was obvious to…

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The Great Remote Control Conspiracy

January 9, 2017
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Many people tell of socks that disappear into an undiscovered dimension of an automatic washing machine. My socks do not abscond in the laundry room, for which my feet are grateful. I can’t say the…

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