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Cocks not Glocks in Full Swing at UT Campus

October 18, 2015
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View image | gettyimages.com “Cocks not Glocks!” University of Texas students are protesting the recent signing of open carry on campuses law signed by Governor Abbott by staging an open carry of dildos on the…

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A Language Prof Deciphers OU-Texas Rivalry

October 6, 2015
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Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman         A Language Prof Deciphers OU-Texas Rivalry “You needed to be there.  Orange shirts, red shirts, fans didn’t like other,” Davidoff Clarkinov tells me.  “Many had quite nasty…

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Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Lands Car in Drink

September 30, 2015
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Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Lands Car in Drink In San Diego, a Camp Pendleton petty officer was arrested for, get this, “AB– USE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS DRIVING.” Did you get the first part…

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Don’t Buy a Home on Phuket!!

September 27, 2015
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View image | gettyimages.com You’ve been warned. Don’t invest in land on Phuket Island. Even if you’re a sad Brit married to a lonely Thai bride, you’re going to get… um… you know. You don’t…

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Not the Cheerleaders!!

September 10, 2015
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NOT THE CHEERLEADERS! Maybe columnist Molly Ivins was right – Texas lawmakers ARE crazy. At least this is what my neighbor, Lyle, is also saying when he read about Houston representative, Al Edwards, proposing a…

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“We Spit on the Mile High Club”

September 6, 2015
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 “WE SPIT ON THE MILE HIGH CLUB”     Two Nepalese mountain climbers were married atop Mt. Everest some weeks ago. Don’t know, Moni Mulepati and Pem Dorjee, but we think it’s all downhill from here.…

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Kim Davis to Jail, Kentucky to Hell in Handbasket

September 4, 2015
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KIM DAVIS TO JAIL, KENTUCKY TO HELL IN HANDBASKET Rowan County Clerk, Kim Davis, who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses gets sent to the pokey. The thrice divorced clerk’s orange jumpsuit perfectly matches John…

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British Sperm Bank: Wanker Shortage

September 1, 2015
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UK NATIONAL SPERM BANK COMPLAIN: NOT ENOUGH WANKERS Did you catch that, fertile Brits? Your national sperm bank is bitchin’ ‘bout you not contributing. The Guardian was told the sperm bank in Birmingham is woefully…

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Yay, Ampersand

August 29, 2015
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YAY, AMPERSAND The ampersand, one of my favorite symbols, I must say, ending in the same word it symbolizes. And it’s exciting, starting off with an amp … plus I know whenever I see it…

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Cutty Sark Scuttles Coach Sark

August 27, 2015
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CUTTY SARK SCUTTLES COACH SARK USC coach Steve Sarkisian apologized for being a drunk-word-slurring-F-bomb-tossing-dildo-joke-telling jerk at last Saturday’s Salute to Troy event. Okay, about that. Apparently, Coach Sark can’t handle his Sark. And, besides him…

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