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You Have the Right to Remain Silent – My Recent Run-in with the Law

September 26, 2016
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[The following is an approximate re-telling of a recent traffic stop I had with local law enforcement for a moving violation. The events of my run-in all happened exactly as described below. Well, almost exactly.]…

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Official Letters Confirm Trump is Ready to Become the Most Amazing President Ever

September 16, 2016
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The Trump Campaign just announced it will be releasing scores of official letters from experts attesting to the fact Donald Trump is fully prepared to be the most incredibly qualified person to run for the…

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The Old Farts Tennis Club

September 11, 2016
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Recently I joined an extremely exclusive club here on Camano Island – the swank Royal Racquet and Earl Grey Tea Society. They play on the only public tennis courts on the island. In order to…

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Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM

September 4, 2016
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Hello. Tim Jones here. This presidential election year is historic in several ways. It is the first time in US history that: a woman has been nominated by a major political party as their presidential…

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It’s Not Too Late to Prepare Your Child for the 2028 Olympics

August 22, 2016
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While the recent Rio Olympic Games are still fresh in your mind, it’s a perfect time to start getting your own child ready for the 2028 Olympics. The final venue has not yet been decided.…

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BREAKING NEWS: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump

August 15, 2016
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[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website HumorOutcasts, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an…

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How I Got Crabs

August 9, 2016
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Not long ago, my wife and I moved to Camano Island, a tranquil, semi-rural community with lots of retirees. People here love four things: God, country, family and crabbing – but if they could only…

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An American Tourist’s Guide to Vacationing in Italy

August 1, 2016
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People often ask me, “Tim, how do you know so much about other countries?” It’s true. I consider myself an authority on world geography. For example, did you know that Africa is not actually a…

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I’ve Survived Hell – Or as My Kids Call It, Disney World

July 26, 2016
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Remember way back when, before you had kids, how you and your spouse would go on romantic getaways to exotic destinations like Cancun or Paris or maybe Santorini? Ah, such relaxing vacations. But then you…

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Trump University Fall 2016 Courses

July 18, 2016
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The Trump University Promise  At Trump University success is what it’s all about. Trump U is about a lot of things – but above all, how you can be successful by helping me become even…

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