When the Moon Hits Your Eye
Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Text/idea by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]
Several Ways of Choosing a Wife
Here’s a helpful suggestion for choosing a wife: Don’t pick from the bin that says “Tragic view of life.” Sure, she’ll share your love of Friedrich Nietzsche, But I find that kind to be overly […]
As NFL Draft Approaches, Jets Fans Rev Up Cargo Cult
FLUSHING, Queens, N.Y. The National Football League’s 2019 draft is two months in the future, but Bill Zawinooski’s eyes are looking to the past. “For him, it’s always 1969,” says his wife Cheryl, who attended […]
Freedonian Women Have Hit With “Songs of Romantic Remorse”
ZLOTNGYSBJZ, Freedonia. This industrial city is often referred to as the “Liverpool of Freedonia” because of the number of famous musicians who have plied their trade here before moving on to bigger venues in the […]
When planning a romantic Valentine’s Day getaway, don’t forget to invite your wife
For years people the world over have sought my advice as a foremost authority on matters of the heart. Perhaps it’s because I’m half-German. Or maybe because I got an A- in French in high […]