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The Source of Good

April 30, 2011
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Have you ever heard something like this? “How do we define ‘good’ if we don’t believe in God? God in his word, the Bible, tells us what’s good and bad and right and wrong. If…

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Purpose of Church

April 30, 2011
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What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take…

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Scene of the Crime

April 30, 2011
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I went to Catholic Mass recently for the first time in forever for the sake of family harmony (or was it to get new material?) I have to admit that after having some distance from…

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Learning to Read my Pets’ Minds

April 29, 2011
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Learning to Read my Pets’ Minds

On a daily basis, my email box is filled with offers from schools that want to help me change my life.  I can go back to school and earn all kinds of credentials. I can…

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Hot Wax and Hurt Feelings Do not Mix

April 29, 2011
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Believe it or not, sometimes I get into quiet moods when I do not like to talk. I know — it is hard to believe – right?  However, every once in a while it happens.…

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Hey man! Where’d you learn to drive?

April 28, 2011
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Hey man! Where’d you learn to drive?

How many times have you wondered if some people got their license out of a cracker jack box?   I’ve read that auto insurance rates are sure to increase in the coming months.  The people…

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How to Peel an Orange

April 28, 2011
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Orange, one of a handful of words that has no perfect rhyme equivalency is an extraordinary fruit. It has a delicious sweet pulp inside with a thick bitter outer layer of skin. The orange is…

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Is it the End of the World – Again?

April 28, 2011
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Once again, the end-of-the-world talk is making the news. But this time, instead of December 21, 2012 being the day when we all cease to be, one guy, who is another one claiming to have…

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What Party is For You?

April 28, 2011
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Here is a short quiz that you can use to determine what political party is right for you. Choose the most appropriate answer for each item, total your points, and match it to the scale…

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Ethics, Food, and You

April 28, 2011
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Let’s face it. As a species, relatively speaking, humans pretty much suck. We’re slow, we’re weak, and we’re fragile. A cheetah can run 60 mph.  Sure, some guy in the Olympics might run 20 mph.…

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Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011
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Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments.…

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Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011
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My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the…

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My Take on Social Media

April 27, 2011
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Social media to me is an amazing phenomenon. I admit when it first arrived on the scene, I thought it was a fad that would fade.  I never thought people could have meaningful connections via…

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Shocker! Orgasms Relieve Restless Leg Syndrome

April 26, 2011
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Shocker!  Orgasms Relieve Restless Leg Syndrome

RATED NC-17       I know this sounds too fantastic to be true but you now have a legitimate excuse for masturbating when your mom or spouse walks in on you while you’re doing…

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The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011
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The Man In My Sister’s Bed

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread…

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To iPhone or not to iPhone? That is the question

April 26, 2011
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My daughter is considering getting an iPhone. She has a Blackberry but alas, the Blackberry does not have the apps for the games she likes to play. To satisfy her game hunger, she has been…

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Decrocked

April 26, 2011
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Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession. Yes, this is the season for uncovered transgressions. Though this one was not revealed by my wife or a…

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God is Not Fair

April 26, 2011
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On the scale of “shit that is good”, I think everyone would agree that fairness and equality are right up there at the top behind french fries. Any imagined/designed/created construct must always take fairness into…

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Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011
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So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at…

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The Savior

April 26, 2011
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“Master, we have followed you for years, when will we experience this Kingdom of which you speak?” “Yeah, are we going to get castles?” “And servants! I want some servants…” “My children, we are building…

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Handicapping the Republican Presidential Field for 2012

April 26, 2011
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The year 2012 is gradually getting closer, and it’s never too early to start analyzing the Presidential candidates for the next general election. I’ve conducted much research into the most likely Republican field and here…

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