Month: July 2011
Tweets from History: Sweeney Todd
Sweeny Todd: Ok, no more politicians. Their eyes are atrophied and their brain-to-fat ratio just sours the whole batch. http://wcti.us/0093
Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Friday
I AWOKE IN THE gutter outside a cake shop. With her money, Bounteous Brenda hadn’t exactly been forthcoming. But with her body, well, she had been absolutely fifthcoming. Let’s just say that was a night […]
Footprints, Part 2
I think most people have heard of Footprints. It’s a short inspirational piece that chronicles a man’s life by following his footprints. Jesus’s footprints run alongside of the man’s. The man sees that during the […]
Remote Control Driving: Is it Really Safe?
Some car companies sell fear, and this sales pitch works. What happens if you get in an accident? Or what happens if you have a flat tire? Or what happens if some maniac with a […]
Ground Zero YMCA
In a time and place not too far from here: “It’s been nine years since the radical Christian terrorist group, “Heaven’s Hate”, destroyed the National Institute of Science. Countless lives were lost that day. A […]
Shoot Out at the J Lazy P
“Damn it Jackson, hold that bastard down!” Coot tied a quick half hooey and put the J Lazy G brand on the calf. Cooter T. Barneson was the ranch boss at the J Lazy G. He worked the […]
Rick Perry’s Day of Prayer and Fasting
The company that runs the concessions at Houston’s Reliant Stadium was overjoyed that Rick Perry was going to be bringing thousands to his stadium for a day of prayer and fasting. Until someone told him […]