Another Reason to Hate Microsoft?
My car doesn’t understand me. I am not saying this in a psycho babble kind of way. No, I am saying this in a driver- technology kind of way. Recently, I got a new Escape, […]
My car doesn’t understand me. I am not saying this in a psycho babble kind of way. No, I am saying this in a driver- technology kind of way. Recently, I got a new Escape, […]
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby […]
AND, INDEED, I was. Brenda was relentless. The next day was Sunday and she was still hard at it, or, rather, me. If I had been hoping to commit the seventh deadly sin of sloth, […]
One of the most important decisions you can make in your life besides “should you buy or lease?” is “should you join a cult?” Some important things to consider… Reason NOT to join a cult: […]
This is what resulted when Carrie Underwood’s hero became more socially conscious. She was eating last Friday and was getting very chatty With her hippie friend named Steve Chowing on another cheese and veal patty […]
I can’t speak for every man who lies, but I have to confess this for myself: when I say I’m “people-watching?” Not completely true. I’m boob-watching. (It’s a dark, ancient art that, for the entire […]
“AYE, AYE, WHAT’S all this then?” It was Saturday morning. Through my bleary vision I could just make out the form of a policeman. I thought the film makers must have come back and that […]
So, we just get over the non-rapture event of May 21st and now we have to focus on our next biggest apocalyptic threat: Comet Elenin. According to a recent article I read, this comet is […]