Is The Oregon Occupation About To Take A Sudden Turn?
It can’t be easy being a revolutionary. It’s cold in the woods, the food sucks, you can’t watch the Jerry Springer Show on TV, and worst of all, you’re sharing a bathroom. It’s tempting to […]
Year: 2016
The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…
… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years. It’s January 2016 – a new year and another chance to wipe the […]
Angel’s Arrival (from “Angel Pays a Visit”)
“When Angel pays a visit, the comedy is divine.” “Angel Pays a Visit” is a spec script for a feature-length film based on the poetry books of Carolyn Elkins. Previously: Kindergarten teacher and poet Cissy […]
A Night of Furversion
Another subject of interest is “furverts”–individuals who engage in sexual activity while dressed in animal costumes. Review of “Sex and the University,” The Wall Street Journal Caught in the act It was Sunday night, and […]
Chip Off the Old Block
I’m always looking for signs of the Almighty in my life. Oh sorry, did you think I meant my wife? I was confused for a minute there too. Yes, I’m completely wary of her wrath […]
Man Sees the Writing on the Walls
Marshall is not a fan of a lot of clutter. But he loves his wife Cheryl, and he admits he doesn’t know how to decorate very well. Since marriage is an institution built on compromise, […]
What I Learned From Magazines This Week
One in five Americans has secret debt their partner doesn’t know about. (Kiplinger’s Personal Finance, 2/16) A pilot recently taxied past the spot where he was supposed to stop on the runway because he was […]
Rams, NFL’s Smartest Team, Forget to Make Playoffs
ST. LOUIS, Mo. Greg Robinson of the St. Louis Rams didn’t realize something was missing from his life until he opened up this morning’s New York Times. HUGE Alvin Ailey fans. “I was looking for […]
