Your Honor, my client is not Donald Trump. If I am lying, why aren’t my pants on fire?..
Year: 2026
For One Tech Exec, Networking is a Subhuman Chore
WALTHAM, Mass. This city on the Charles River has been known as a technology incubator since the 19th century, and it remains a favored home for start-ups such as eRobotics and its founder Dash Farber. […]
‘Tangled Up In Brown’ – A Song To ‘Celebrate’ Trump’s Conquest of Venezuela
‘Tangled Up In Brown’ This is a ditty over our Great Predator’s attack and ‘take-over’ of the nation of Venezuela. It is sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s famous ‘Tangled Up In Blue’ song […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Ask Mr. Lizard
Lizards make great pets, don’t eat much, and are a handy tool to keep people from coming into your room. Got a question about your precious little reptile? Ask Mr. Lizard! Dear Mr. Lizard– I have […]
SPARKS BRIEF: 2026 Prescription for Peace
Piscataway, NJ – The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV […]
Trump to Venezuela: “Lose the Accent and You Can Become Our 51st State”
Urgent questions about Venezuela’s future appear to have been answered on Wednesday, when President Donald J. Trump promised statehood for the South American country if its citizens pledged to speak only English, and to do […]
One-Woman Campaign to End F-Bomb Goes Nuclear
BOSTON. Inge Helvig is a statuesque blond and a former fashion model, but inside her striking exterior she has the crusading temperament of a Carrie Nation. “I want my daughters to grow up in better […]