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Author: Dave Jaffe

Humorist, writer, former Chicago reporter, multiple award-winning columnist Dave Jaffe has written for online media, print, television, and radio. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade. But as an adult these skills have led to award-winning books, columns and commentary. Dave’s work has appeared in a wide range of outlets, from HuffPost and HumorOutcasts to National Public Radio and The National Lampoon. He even wrote sketches for Bozo the Clown. (Who can forget the “Bozo Juggles Invisible Chainsaws” bit?) Dave’s books, Sleeping Between Giants, Book 1: Life, if you could call it that, with a Terrier and Sleeping between Giants, Book 2: Ask a Terrier—Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog, have been honored with the 2023 Best Indie Book Award for Humor, the 17th Annual National Indie Excellence® Awards for Animals & Pets, the 2021 International Book Awards for Humor, and Indies Today 2019 Best Humor Book Award.

Why Everyone Hates Your Dog, By Which I Mean My Dog

September 5, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Canines have lived in symbiotic harmony with humans for more than 30,000 years. Except in my neighborhood. GIANT 2: “Don’t let Budleigh pee there, Dave.” GIANT 1: “But it’s a hydrant. That’s a part of […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifebarking, Budleigh, dog training, dog walkers, dogs, leash, neighbors, obedience, pets, Sleeping between Giants

Marketing Your Dog

August 8, 2018 Dave Jaffe

In full-throated summer, colorful, chaotic farmers markets offer a hot weather oasis where you can shop for locally produced, organically grown corn while your dog is torn apart by vicious, unsupervised hellhounds. While such incidents […]

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Everyday Life, LifestyleBrisby, Budleigh, dog behavior, dog walks, dogs, farmers, grocery, market, outdoors, pets, Sleeping between Giants, Summer

Keep Quiet and Let Me Do All the Growling

August 3, 2018 Dave Jaffe
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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Politicscartoons, dogs, federal, manafort, Mueller, political cartoons, Putin, Russia, satire, Sleeping between Giants

Watch Your Step, Giants!

July 13, 2018 Dave Jaffe
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Everyday Life, FictionBudleigh, cartoons, dogs, pets, Sleeping between Giants

Ask a Terrier: Budleigh Reminds Vacationers, “Hey, Ya’ Got this Dog Here!”

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Dear Budleigh, I’m really looking forward to a summer getaway, but am worried about Hanover, our mixed breed “guilt hound,” who can’t come with us. She was a shelter dog, so I worry about boarding […]

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Everyday Lifedog humor, dog sitter, dogs, pet care, Sleeping between Giants, Vacation

A Quiet, Retiring Dog

May 10, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Retirement gifts for dogs, while heartfelt, can be impractical and even lead to neck strain.

How heart-warming when a professional dog can retire before she’s blown up. So many of us just settle for Medicare. After an eight-year career as a bomb-detecting dog at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, Lacy, […]

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Everyday Lifeairport security, dog, dog humor, dog park, retire, retirement, security, Sleeping between Giants

Ask a Terrier: Cloning Has Budleigh Seeing Double

March 30, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Dear Budleigh, So Barbra Streisand cloned her dog? Seriously? They can do that? Does it cost a lot? How much lightning is involved? Is the clone exactly like the original dog or more of a […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, LifestyleAsk a Terrier, Budleigh, cloning, DNA, dogs, genetics, science, Sleeping between Giants

The Trouble with Tariffs

March 12, 2018 Dave Jaffe
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2 CommentsPoliticsdogs, GOP, international politics, political, politics, Sleeping between Giants, tariffs, trade, Trump

Dogs of a Feather

February 19, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Conflicting service animal guidelines and fluctuating baggage fees leave many dogs confused about their status.

On a commercial flight, the benefit of sitting next to a peacock outweighs the drawbacks. During a midair emergency I plan to grab anything with wings that might provides extra lift. PILOT: “Passengers, assume brace […]

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Everyday Life, LifestyleBudleigh, comfort, disability, dog, dogs, federal, guidelines, pets, service, Sleeping between Giants, terrier

Net effect

January 18, 2018 Dave Jaffe
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1 CommentPoliticsAlexa, dog, dog humor, internet, net, net neutrality, politics, Trump, web

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