Author: Mario Turchiarolo
Teacher Discriminated Against for Being A Pedophobe
An Ohio teacher is suing her school district for discrimination. The teacher suffers from pedophobia, which is a crippling fear of young children. Apparently, she had an agreement with the school district that she wouldn’t […]
Brother, Can You Spare A Rocket Launcher
According to an article in the Los Angeles Times, during a one-day gun buyback in Los Angeles, people turned in 2,037 firearms, including 75 assault weapons and a rocket launcher. Yes, you read that correctly: […]
Lazy Kids Never Get Diddled
When I was in Catholic school and was finally old enough to become an altar boy, I eagerly went to the meeting to sign up. To be honest, I can’t remember why I wanted to be […]
Chicks With Guns
I saw on the news that gun manufacturers are starting to market their guns to women. They started making pink guns and even a gun with the breast cancer ribbon on it. And why not? […]
Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Was Thinking Last Night After Conceding
10. What was I thinking? Nobody wants a president named Mitt. 9. I should’ve promised everyone who voted for me I’d buy them a pony. 8. In hindsight, that Win A Dream Date With Mitt […]