Mandatory Penis Regulation
I don’t enjoy being political. My mission statement explicitly states that I am to share humor (or what I perceive to be humor), but after the polls closed on Tuesday, November 4, 2014, an amendment was […]
Author: Cary Vaughn
Cary Vaughn is a GWM humor blogger from Memphis, TN. Turn ons: compliments, drinking with his cats, exploring his city, being right, MST3K, and corn dogs. Turn offs: irresponsible pet owners, mean people, and Christopher Rice novels. You can read more about the adventures of being gay and cat ownership at his blog, The Reluctant Cat Owner’s Journal.
Best-Friend-Of-A-Gender-I-Would-Never-Have-Sex-With
Last week, I shared an article on my scarcely read blog about an experience in college making money at children’s birthday parties. If you need context, you can click here. Don’t worry, I’ll be here […]
When is Jesus’ Second Coming?
Ever since the first century, many Christians have lived in fear, prepared themselves for Jesus Christ’s horrifying, imminent return. In the history of our world, there are at least 50 documented cases from religious leaders that predicted […]
Responding to Fan Mail
I get tens (sometimes twenties) of readers on my humor blog, The Reluctant Cat Owner’s Journal, every day. Maintaining such a small audience requires a lot of work offending people, crossing the line, and being generally tacky. […]
If One Like Equals One Prayer
Typically, you can’t go a week without seeing the image on Facebook of an injured animal or deformed baby with the caption “1 like = 1 prayer.” These innocent requests for support for the ill-fated […]
The Average Gay Man’s Guide to Selfies
If social media is any indication, selfies appear to be the fundamental gauge of a gay man’s insecurities. The higher number of selfies posted on a gay man’s page, the more attention he requires to fuel […]
What I Learned Co-Managing a Retirement Community
In the very early stages of adulthood, I co-managed an independent-living retirement facility. It was like living and working in Melrose Place (if you exchanged the young, beautiful actors with decrepit senior citizens that shit themselves […]
I Want to Play a Game
See what funny, ugly hippies now order when one of them has to eat inside the most popular fried chicken diner. If you want to know, locate and circle the words from the riddle above […]
The Book of Jobs
Chapter 1 1 And lo, on the Monday, Ceo, begat by The Corporation, was hired. 2 He walked among his followers and preached of profit and synergy. 3 And on the 7th day of Ceo’s […]
Do You Change When You’re Gay?
“When you’re gay, nothing changes. You stay the same. Your personality doesn’t change; the people in your life don’t change; who you are doesn’t change; nothing changes.” This was said by a drastically unqualified heterosexual […]