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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

A Short Analysis of Start-Ups: Silicon Valley

December 27, 2012December 27, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

It looks like the reality show Start-Ups: Silicon Valley is fizzling out. Ratings are down, cast members aren’t updating the show’s blog, and the Twitter feed has slowed to the point where it resembles a […]

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3 CommentsFictionreality TV, Silicon Valley

A Christmas Gift For Our Beleaguered Friends

December 24, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Our representatives are heading home for Christmas after another round of Fiscal Cliff negotiations has bit the dust. The best gift they could receive would be a simple way to raise tons of new revenue […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean FunChristmas, Congress

The Pitfall Of Excessive Praise

December 21, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

I never want to win an award for anything I write. Never. Granted, at this point it’s a very remote possibility. My chances of winning an award for writing are about as likely as a […]

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3 CommentsFictionAcademy Awards, cat vomit

Holidays Or Hellidays? Your Choice.

December 19, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

NOON, December 18, 2012 We come from all directions, slowly, trudging across the wet parking lot. Our hearts sink and our faces go slack when we see the line snaking out through the front door […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunChristmas, post office

The Ideal Gift For Any Man

December 16, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

A few years ago I helped a friend move and picked up an umbrella that her daughter no longer wanted. Testing out the girl’s umbrella, I quickly realized something – it was far sturdier than […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean FunChristmas, gifts, guys

Education Gets Wild

December 12, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Studies show that American students still struggle in the areas of critical thinking and complex reasoning. Why is this? Because the lessons schools use to develop these skills are dreadfully boring. Consider a typical question […]

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3 CommentsFictioneducation, TV

Help This Guy

December 10, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

I recently read that Dick Cheney plans to release a book about his experience surviving numerous heart attacks. The book will also discuss exciting new innovations in heart treatment (such as threatening to send unsuccessful […]

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4 CommentsFictionbooks, political lies

Maternity Mansions

December 7, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

This is the kind of real-world story that causes rage among Americans whose European ancestors showed up uninvited at Ellis Island. According to the Daily Mail, some homeowners in California are using their homes to […]

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6 CommentsFictionCalifornia, pregnancy

Revel In The Embarrassment Your Body Causes

December 5, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

The other day at the gym I read an essay in a magazine. In the piece, the author was lamenting the fact that “her body embarrassed her.” Well, I thought to myself, there’s no need […]

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Please Help Me Fix The Test

December 3, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

This fiscal cliff will get solved. Congress and the President will eliminate some minor exemption cherished by One-Percenters, like a tax break for raising trotting horses, and then raise the Social Security retirement age to […]

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