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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

Don’t Play It Again Sam

November 28, 2012November 28, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

It’s happening again. According to an article in the Wall Street Journal, a movie production company is threatening to make a sequel to the cherished classic Casablanca. Remember the last time this horrible idea came […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean FunHollywood, movies

Introducing The Suckcess Tax

November 24, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

The fiscal cliff negotiations are heating up and everyone knows that raising new revenue must be part of the picture. We can’t just cut our way out of this mess in the way that you […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funblack friday, fiscal cliff, taxes

Start Running

November 20, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Black Friday is your chance to experience the thrill of The Running Of The Bulls without having to shell out big money for airfare and hotels.

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayblack friday, shopping

An Email From The Top General

November 17, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

From: General Martin Dempsey To: All Admirals and Generals CC: Leon In light of recent developments concerning three top generals, it is essential that we clarify our policies on the use of email. Your fundamental […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Politics, Technologyamerican military, email

How The Fiscal Cliff Will Revolutionize Warfare

November 15, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

The so-called Fiscal Cliff is on everyone’s mind these days. Among the automatic cuts set to take place on January 2 are steep reductions in military spending. Not surprisingly, defense contractors and politicians are crying […]

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Politics, Technologymusic, war

The Earliest Known Literary Rejection Letter

November 13, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Dear Sir(s), Thank you for submitting your manuscript The New Testament for our review. Please know that we read your story about the life of Christ with great interest. However, while we are impressed by […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean FunBible Humor, publishing

Dental Fun

November 3, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

I arrive at the dental clinic at 7:30 a.m. and start filling out paperwork. I’ve chosen the early appointment time so that, in the event of needles or drilling, I’ll be as tired and confused […]

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Horror Meets Humor Week: Two Can Play This Game

October 29, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Hey kids, It’s that week where adults will try their best to scare you. They’ll bring out the vampires, the ghouls, the guys covered in fake blood wielding chainsaws. But what’s the most horrific thing […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Uncategorizedfacebook, horror, parents

How To Address Drug Use In Pro Sports

October 24, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

I’ve been thinking about the Lance Armstrong doping scandal that’s rocking the news. We all know why some athletes use drugs. It’s simple. All athletes want to be #1, and some will break legal and […]

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An Innovative Way To Create Jobs

October 17, 2012October 17, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I saw a news article about a senior executive at Halliburton who got bagged for soliciting prostitution. The 59-year-old guy responded to an ad on Craigslist Houston that was actually an undercover […]

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