The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride
It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park. And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]
Category: Fiction
Jesus Cancels Rapture At Last Minute
While everyone was spending a lot of time making fun of Harold Camping, it turns out that he was actually quite correct on the date and time of the impending rapture. Jesus had made all […]
Post-Rapture
Well, here it is. I must have nodded off for a bit, but I guess I’m assigned to eternal damnation since Jesus must have come down and taken all of the truly righteous. Weird thing […]
What if There is No Rapture Today?
Believing that Harold Camping is of sound mind and sorely misunderstood by the rest of the world I have taken a leap of faith and resolved some needed issues here before I am carried away. […]
(One Of) The Last Remaining Unrecognized Prejudice (s)
There is any number of different groups of people who share a common condition or set of traits that has put them at odds with the workings of the world. Many of these groups have […]
Unrapture Me
Millions of rapture-ready Christians remain puzzled as the rapture date came and went with no sign of Jesus. Harold Camping has come out, however, and pointed out that a simple math error was to blame […]
Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.
For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion […]
Judicious Sex and Congressional Congress
WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found […]
Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased
Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream […]
The Newest Cause of Death: Living
It’s not just smoking, ingesting High-Fructose Corn Syrup, drinking alcohol, and working with asbestos that can kill you, say scientists. You can also die by breathing in an out for as little as 30 seconds […]