Big Changes Coming At The Vatican
Last week Pope Francis delivered a speech in St. Peters Square. Partway through his speech he said “Not to have children is a selfish choice.” The impact of these words was significant and widespread — […]
Category: Fiction
The ZaSu Pitts Look-Alike Contest (Men’s Senior Division)
The weatherpeople got it right for once; blizzard conditions, a good omen for me. With more snow accumulation in Boston than ever before in recorded history (thanks global warming!) it’s harder to get into town, […]
Several Ways of Choosing a Wife
Here’s a helpful suggestion for choosing a wife: Don’t pick from the bin that says “Tragic view of life.” Sure, she’ll share your love of Friedrich Nietzsche, But I find that kind to be overly […]
Love is the strongest force on earth. Happy Valentine’s Day everybody.
I had a few choice words with my imaginary son’s teacher. We didn’t exactly see eye to eye on the grading of one of his tests. I told her that love IS the strongest force […]
Fifty Shades Of Grey and Black
From novel to film, either way you look at it, Fifty Shades of Grey is a literary phenomenon. This poorly written, mommy porn, one-star-out-of-five story somehow made its way to the top. Hollywood hated it, […]
Investigators Reveal Shocking Cause of Bank Collapse
A seven-year investigation into the dramatic collapse of the Chase The Money Bank has reached a final conclusion. The Wall Street bank toppled on Friday 13th, 2008, flinging debris over several blocks and causing severe […]
A Vogue Valentine
The day of love has arrived, It couldn’t be sweeter If you were a poster, a blogger or tweeter. But you, even you, must acknowledge the one Who has made your life Happy and […]
Sympathy for the Horndog: An Interview With Dominique Strauss-Kahn
HOST: Good evening once again everybody and welcome to Sympathy for the Horn-Dog, the show that brings you the truth the lame-stream media won’t tell you about world-class horn-dogs such as Hugh Hefner, Ted Kennedy and […]