Category: Fiction
At Least The Music Is Good
The other day I was standing in line at a CVS pharmacy. It was your typical large-chain experience with a big line of customers, one person behind the counter, and three checkout stations sitting lonely […]
Cut The Crapisms
I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent. I’ve never gotten a call from the school or police department that started off like, “Please say that you are the parent of <insert child’s […]
Report: Obama Employs Secret Armed Service Group To Hassle White House Visitors
Wednesday night, a late night visitor on the White House lawn, most likely just trying to enjoy property rightly owned by the citizens of the United States, was viciously attacked by dogs in the employ […]
Barbie Hits the Double-Nickel
2014 is Barbie’s 55th anniversary. I looked out the window of my Dream House and allowed myself a teensy-tiny moment of reflection. How far I’d come in fifty-five years! It seemed like only yesterday […]
New Texas Law Requires That Citizens Defeat Angry Dragon Before Voting, Dragons Vary By District
A new Texas law meant to reduce rampant yet undetectable voter fraud will require voting citizens to defeat a dragon before being able to cast their ballot. Proponents of the law say that any true […]
The Lone Gunman Cartoon
THERE IS A lot going on in the world at the moment to grab the attention of cartoonists and not a lot of it is funny. One of the methods of dealing with grim issues […]
Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders
A few weeks ago, we profiled Tasteful Murders, an anthology edited by the very talented Candace C Bowen and our own comic chef Paul De Lancey. I gave both Candace and Paul the same set […]
7 Major Protocols for Spreading Ebola Terror Released
Updated guidelines for helping politicians and media outlets to maintain the outbreak of Ebola fear were released today. The existing protocols have been severely criticized for not being sufficiently frightening. All facts must be covered […]