The Unbelievable Things
I found myself in a situation, not to my liking. My eyes bounced off the walls and refused to acknowledge what was happening before them. Often I tell people about unbelievable things because unbelievable things […]
I found myself in a situation, not to my liking. My eyes bounced off the walls and refused to acknowledge what was happening before them. Often I tell people about unbelievable things because unbelievable things […]
OMG, did someone say “vaginas”? Okay, you can all get that horrified look of “Oh no, she didn’t just say that word.” Actually, I’ve been saying it a lot, lately, because my alter ego has […]
I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she […]
EAGLE TURN GATORS INTO BOOTS Sometimes, cupcakes will choke you. Florida’s late season little cupcake, Georgia Southern, proved to be more than the Gators could swallow. Georgia Southern accepted $ 550,000 to test their team […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my lack of judgment when I sent my diabetic friend home with all of the leftover pies, cookies and cakes from Thanksgiving dinner. She said she would call me […]
Tired of watching our most sacred of holidays devolve into crass commercialism? If, like me, you’ve had your fill, please help bring back worship and meaning to the once hallowed Black Friday. Rather than waste […]
For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]
I’d like to report a chat I had today with Madam’s number two hairball pet—the cat. I’m referring to the Fluff Muffin Cat who tours around Minnesota like the dog, perched on the console of […]
We know you are busy with family meals Turkey, stuffing and Black Friday Deals We understand chaos will soon ensue Shopping, eating and baking too But before the season gets out of hand We want […]
In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]