Rebel, Rebel…
Thanks for dropping by. Take a look around and maybe have a bit of a laugh at the mocking. Sometimes I think I make things too easy. You drop by and maybe have a bit […]
Category: Fiction
A&E Network Shocked That Redneck in Redneck Reality Show Holds Redneck Beliefs
The A&E Television Network has suspended a leading redneck in their wildly popular reality show about rednecks doing redneck things. In a recent magazine interview, the leading redneck was quoted as saying the types of […]
St. Chicken of the Sea
Religion lives in all forms in Florida. There are the Jewish people who escape the North’s cold winters, the Evangelists who tolerate the Jewish people because they know that a thriving Israel is their ticket […]
What The Duck?
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently did an interview with GQ magazine. Considering GQ’s emphasis on male fashion and Phil’s affection for cammo gear, this makes about as much sense as an anti-bullying group interviewing […]
An Interview With the Mysterious S.A. Mills Author of Stories We Tell
Shorehouse Books newest release is Stories We Tell by S.A.Mills. S.A. Mills is one of HO’s own writers. Can you guess who he/she is? Either way, clues to this talented writer are below. We are […]
Man Paralyzed and Left For Dead Pretty Sure God Has Special Plan For Him
Atlanta, Georgia resident Robert Fitzsimmons is recovering in an area hospital after awaking from a coma he lapsed into after suffering a brutal beating during a home invasion which also resulted in the malicious deaths […]
When you’re a head…
Pieces of the soundtrack were falling into place. The shadows of the shadows were feeling at home. Selena didn’t know what the night had in store and if she had, she would have stayed at […]
Curing the Holiday Blahs
It was time to tackle the ennui that hung over my home sweet home. Not that I don’t adore baking and holiday festivities, but this week I noticed a lack of zest among my normally […]
Very Dangerous Things
Who hasn’t done something like this? You call your wife on your cell phone. You plan is to start the conservation with heavy breathing and a sexually suggestive opening line, because the normal way of […]
Man Wearing “Come and Take it” Shirt Has Very Little Worth Taking
Gary Brantley, of the suburbs of Del Rio, Texas, has a message for everyone. Come and Take It. He’s not entirely sure to whom the message is directed, but he really means it. “Everybody, I […]